
Sleepless nights
Bring on dragons
In my dreams
Mutating into
Zebra themes!
This one is small
Six inches tall
His stripes help keep
Him safe when he’s asleep!
I think he’s cute
A magical hoot!
New paintings and regular art updates.

Sleepless nights
Bring on dragons
In my dreams
Mutating into
Zebra themes!
This one is small
Six inches tall
His stripes help keep
Him safe when he’s asleep!
I think he’s cute
A magical hoot!

Colour theory
Just remember
Orange and blue
Make brown..
Red and green
Make brown
Yellow and purple
Make brown.
Yellow and red
Orange
Yellow and blue
Green
Blue Red and a bit of white?
Purple
Colours…

One thing after another
Videos scroll by
Suffering ad breaks
To see cute cats?
Images of families
Happy days
Forgotten memories
Never ending smiles?
Playing games
That never stop
Pop that bubble
Snap that candy?
Following friends
Then friends of friends
Who is that person
From an obscure town?
Watching the world
TV on your phone
Music streaming
My mind shredded?
Influences and influencers
Look at what you can be
What you can have
But it costs in money
So have a bet
See what you can get?

I think this is a tea pot
It has a spout
A handle too
It’s shiny glaze
Is red not blue
Gold and black
Organic shape
Like a gourd
With stem entwined
I’d love this pot
To pour a drink
Nice and hot
Of tea, I think…

You are number 17 in the queue
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You are number 16 in the queue
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We will answer as soon as possible
You are number 16 in the queue
You are number 16 in the queue
We are experiencing some issues with your call
You are number 14 in the queue!
Please bare with us while we try to answer your call.
You are number 13….
We want to answer your call..
You are 12..
Am I regressing?
You are 12…
Why Vivaldi….?
You are number 11
Why am I still waiting?
You are now number 8 in the queue
Sorry you are number 10 in the queue.
What? What? Why?
You are number 8….
Almost there…
You are 7
Yes I am!
You are 6
5, 4, 3, 2?
You are number 5 in the queue
We are sorry for the delay in answering your call.
You are number 4 in the queue
You are number 3
You are 2
HOORAY!
You are number 1 in the queue. Thank you for waiting.
Oh what’s forty five minutes among friends…
Hello? Oh I’m sorry, Jack has just left for the weekend. Could you ring back on Monday?!
Argh!

Spotted these photos of my watercolour paints today. I must be a messy artist!
Colour pans out
Messy splashes
I’m a real lout.
Red and blue
Green and yellow
My colour pallette
Is not very mellow.
Splish and splash
Water and pigment
A real stramasch
Let art ferment!

Furry and fluffy
Funny and cute
Eats all the biscuits
Steals all the loot
Cunning and sneaky
I call him beaky
Gets his nose quickly
Into deep sleep.

Go to bed
Lie down
Stay awake
Close your eyes
Calm your thoughts
Calm them again
Think of something else
Reinvent the wheel
Remember another problem
Count sheep….
Count goats
Daylight
Dawn…
Sleep….
Wake up after three hours
Repeat…..

You can’t see much-
But he’s in there!
Hidden and snug
Illusory emptiness
From his black hair
Turned up exposure
Won’t give him away
Snug and hidden
He’ll sleep all day!

Esther Chilton sets a limerick challenge every week, this was my offering for the prompt Glum.