I keep scrolling

One thing after another

Videos scroll by

Suffering ad breaks

To see cute cats?

Images of families

Happy days

Forgotten memories

Never ending smiles?

Playing games

That never stop

Pop that bubble

Snap that candy?

Following friends

Then friends of friends

Who is that person

From an obscure town?

Watching the world

TV on your phone

Music streaming

My mind shredded?

Influences and influencers

Look at what you can be

What you can have

But it costs in money

So have a bet

See what you can get?

You are number 17

You are number 17 in the queue

Your call will be answered shortly

You are number 16 in the queue

We are experiencing some difficulties…

We will answer as soon as possible

You are number 16 in the queue

You are number 16 in the queue

We are experiencing some issues with your call

You are number 14 in the queue!

Please bare with us while we try to answer your call.

You are number 13….

We want to answer your call..

You are 12..

Am I regressing?

You are 12…

Why Vivaldi….?

You are number 11

Why am I still waiting?

You are now number 8 in the queue

Sorry you are number 10 in the queue.

What? What? Why?

You are number 8….

Almost there…

You are 7

Yes I am!

You are 6

5, 4, 3, 2?

You are number 5 in the queue

We are sorry for the delay in answering your call.

You are number 4 in the queue

You are number 3

You are 2

HOORAY!

You are number 1 in the queue. Thank you for waiting.

Oh what’s forty five minutes among friends…

Hello? Oh I’m sorry, Jack has just left for the weekend. Could you ring back on Monday?!

Argh!