Dragon care:
Make sure your dragons scales are kept in tip top condition. Use ‘Dddragon polish’ (tm). Uses gold dust and magyc oil to give them that gleam.
Ice cubes on the underside of the elbows will reduce inflammation (also known as flight elbow).
A spoonful of honey in a gallon of alder oil is good for your dragons throat after a hard day’s flaming.
Remember to wear woollen underwear, it may be hot and itchy but it prevents burns during dragon jousting.
When attempting barrel rolls or loop the loops ensure you have your stirrups in ‘high hitch’ position.
Dragon racing is for professionals. No parachutes are allowed but wing suits are acceptable.
Finally, dragons are not allowed to drink alcohol. The tragic consequences are well documented historically.
