How do I sync my phone, tablet and PC?

Posted on September 21, 2020 Posted in Sketching, UncategorizedTagged Art, College, creating a web site, Design, diital sketch, Fun, Humour, Illustration, Learning, new web page?Leave a comment

I have had a thing from Microsoft saying I can sync my information ( My gallery on my PC, Tablet and phone are all different) or I could move stuff to the cloud? But I really don’t feel safe doing it. What if there was a solar flare that wiped everything? (It could happen) we think our digital information is safe, but who knows? The earths magnetic poles might flip, or I might drop the phone in the sea? so many worries. Last night I was wondering what would happen when I die? Will I be a digital ghost? A friend died last year and yet I had a reminder of her birthday last month. The grim reaper can be cheated digitally!

I’m in the middle of preparing for another 12 week semester on my college course. Life will be getting complicated again. I need to set up a website just for illustrations and artworks, probably a separate page here. Or perhaps on Redbubble or Square Space? any recommendations….

Remembering the panto

Posted on September 13, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Art, Flat man, Fun, Humour, Life, Memory, Painting, Panto, Pantomime, Penkhull, Scenery, Set design, Stoke-on-Trent, TheatreLeave a comment

In February we were in the local pantomime. It was Aladdin. I also painted the scenery including this cutout of a cast member who had gone through a mangle and had to come out flattened. You would think it was easy. But have you tried painting feet from the back as well as the front? I took photos of the front and back of the person but the feet looked odd? I should have placed them like Charlie Chaplin perhaps? I hope life starts to return to normal and we get to do another panto soon! Oh yes I do! Oh no you don’t!

Where have you been?

Posted on September 9, 2020September 9, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Floating, Fun, House, Humour, Life, Playing, Poem, Poetry, Space, UniverseLeave a comment

Monday: Closed
Tuesday: Closed
Wednesday: Closed
Thursday: Closed
Friday: Closed
Saturday: Closed
Sunday: Closed

Where the sky

looks like sea

and houses float,

where the light is reflected

and you move by boat,

skulling around

and into the air,

following tides

no one knew was there,

washing the sky

with electric blue,

enjoying the world

with a higher view.

A dream like world,

a better place.

A planet in

a different place.

A brand new universe,

To explore in space.

And no WordPress I don’t want to display opening times why won’t you let me delete my mistake?

Green man (beech)

Posted on September 7, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Beech, Duplicated, Fun, Green man, Humour, Photo, Plant, Poem, Poetry, TeethLeave a comment

Don’t bite me please!

I taste bitter

I’m not nice.

My flavour is cabbage

Mixed with mouldy cheese…

I won’t be eaten

Go away please.

If you don’t leave here.

I will grow so quick

Bite off your nose!

Snicka-snack snip!

Why do I see a teddy bear?

Posted on September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Branches, Clouds, Fun, Humour, Leaves, Penkhull, Sci-fi, Teddy bear, Tree2 Comments

I do see strange things when I make these patterns. What do you see? I noticed a teddy bear in the clouds, and perhaps another bear head pointing downwards. The floating branches add an interesting effect as well. I like the scifi, nightmarish effect… Beware the strange tree branches!

Mini gingerbread man

Posted on September 6, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Cuppa, Food, Fun, Ginger, Humour, Market Drayton, Random, Shropshire, Snap, Tea, TreatLeave a comment

Yes, it’s a mini gingerbread man. A treat with a cup of tea. Nice and spicy with a good snap. Dunked in to his knees first, then waist, and body, finally his head. Sorry gingerbread man, but you were very tasty. I might find room for another!

I know that far more elaborate ginger biscuits used to be made, for some reason I remember them being mediaeval? Maybe made in the Netherlands? Someone please let me know. I do know they are made in Market Drayton, in Shropshire. I can’t tell you more….

Pinned down…. By my cat!

Posted on September 4, 2020 Posted in Cat, UncategorizedTagged Cramp, Fun, His slave, Humour, Leg, Life, Move!, Sleeping cat, Tired, TrappedLeave a comment

Oh come on cat! I can’t move because you are lying om my leg. Weighing it down, stretched out on my lap. I don’t want to disturb you, warm and sleepy. But I need my leg back! It’s falling asleep. I’ve got pain on my ankles, in my hip, in my lower back… There are plenty of other places you could sit or lie. But I want to move. Then you sigh, and relax, and I am lost. I am just your mattress, your bed. I am your slave.

Time for a bear poem?

Posted on September 1, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Bear, Cloud bear, Clouds, Humour, Leaves, Photo, Poem, Poetry, Silly, SkyLeave a comment

I see a cloud bear

Up in the sky

Wearing a belt

And flying so high.

Little black nose

And shiny blue eyes

High in the air

What a surprise

It just appeared

out of the blue

Crazy big ears

Listening to you.

Dooubled letter gllitch

Posted on August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Double letter, Glitch, Happens when leaving a space between lines, Humour, Irritating, Poem, Poetry, Second word, Tearing my hair outLeave a comment

Word press

You’re mmaking me dizzy!

When iI write poetry

You aadd a second letter

To the second word

Sometimes…

Then you stop

For no apparent reason..

It’s like you are toying with me

Playing wwith my mind

See yyou stuck another

Double iin again….

What aare you doing?

Laughing at me?

Clinking milk bottles

Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020 Posted in UncategorizedTagged Bottles, Environment, Funny, Hedgehog, Humour, Life, Milk, Nature, Poem, Poetry4 Comments

Last night at 1am

Clink clank went the bottles

Clatter, clunk, tinkle…

What is that?

Who is that?

Someone drunk?

Someone ill?

Why do that?

I’m opening the door…

Looking out?

Looking around,

Looking down….

Hedgehog! Rootling

Empty bottles

Tipped over!

Cheeky blighter!

Mallaband-Brown

Tag: Humour