She got on MY bed again The cheek! She’s too big! Gets in the way Her feet are big Her head is large She sprawls Flops and squirms And all because Of my paws!
A threader had dared people to write a poem using the word socks.
I came up with this :
My socks fell round my ankles As the elastic was worn It’s really not a good look And I should have sworn But I was in an interview Trying for a job So I hid my legs very quickly And decided to shut my gob!