Spoonerism

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Definition from Wikipedia :

“Spoonerism

A spoonerism is an error in speech in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched (see Metathesis) between two words in a phrase.[1][2] These are named after the Oxford don and ordained minister William Archibald Spooner, who was famous for doing this.

An example is saying “The Lord is a shoving leopard” instead of “The Lord is a loving shepherd.” While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue, and getting one’s words in a tangle, they can also be used intentionally as a play on words.”

I only mention this as I was talking to the cat this morning and said “you’ve got pappy haws this morning”. Of course I meant “happy paws” but it struck me how often you can get words mixed up ….

I don’t know how much I will be online over the next couple of days, so I will say Yappy Hew Near! Or Nappy Yew Hear!

Portraits

Here are three portrait paintings I did a few years ago. They are all Acrylics on canvas.

I think I’m reasonably good at capturing a likeness, but there are other things like the proportions of a figure to get right. I painted my mother and sister in one painting. My sister was taller than my mum but their heads are level in the painting I did. That’s because my mom was standing on a step so their heads were at the same level. To be honest it looks odd, not because it’s wrong but because you don’t expect one set of legs to be so much longer!

When I was learning to draw and paint figures I would often draw the heads bigger and the legs shorter. That’s because I was not looking properly and not taking account of foreshortening, especially when the model was sitting on the ground.

I enjoy painting people but not many ask for portraits these days. I am also good at painting pets, and  I don’t need photoshop to put two figures together from two separate photos.

Anyway feel free to contact me if you ever want a portrait or a painting of an ancestor for instance

Blancmange free

DSC_0699.JPGDisaster has struck! I have no blancmange for the trifle. As you can see I have the box in the kitchen cupboard, but when I got a step to reach up and take it down, the box was full of sugar free jelly powder!

I had been shopping yesterday and had looked for some, but there was none to be found. When did blancmange become such a rarety?

I must have thrown the old sachets out when I went through the stuff in the cupboard. I think I noticed they had use by dates of 2016.

My plan now is to mix custard powder with a bit of cocoa. But it won’t be the same and I detest custard in trifles……

But I’m waiting for a call back from my sister. She may be able to save the day.

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Meanwhile in other kitchen related news, my husband must have been a bit peckish last night and the peice of Stilton and a whole stollen loaf appear to have been eaten.. Only crumbs remaining…. Stollen and Stilton Stolen Shock horror!

Bridge 🌉

Prompted by Martha Kennedy Ragtag Daily Prompt “Bridge”.

I’ve walked and driven over a lot of bridges lately. Strangely I only regularly go back over one….the road over the canal leading into and out of Stoke-upon-Trent the town that the city of Stoke is named from.

That is a little road bridge which then takes you under a railway bridge which is the main line to Stoke Station.

Other bridges are the footbridge in Rhyl that was recently made (built?).) pictured). It is a beautiful, shiny metal object. The central section has a steel mast rising up to the sky. Somehow the bridge can rotate to the allow boats further up the river channel, although I haven’t seen it in operation.

Finally I’m thinking about the Humber Bridge in Yorkshire. This spans the Humber River. It crosses from South to North into the city of Hull. You can tell you are arriving at something very imposing as you drive along the road towards it. There is countryside on either side and the bridge looms up in the distance. It’s one of those optical illusions where it seems to diminish as you get closer. Then you are paying at a toll booth and onto the span of the bridge itself. It is very high and long. A beautiful example of engineering.

Then on the news today. The Severn Bridge between England and Wales has just had its toll booths removed. No charge for crossing it any more!

Now don’t get me onto the Forth Bridge! That’s another story.

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Community Spirit

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Five public houses, one private house and a Christmas tree…. What do they have in common? We went Carol singing around them with the Penkhull Mystery singers last night.

From wassail songs, Latin carols, ancient hyms and fairytail of New York… We sang so much last night. Its becoming a local tradition to visit all the hostelries to sing to the locals and collect funds for the Penkhull Mystery play in the summer. Its a difficult way of doing it because it relies on the number of people in the pubs and we outnumbered everybody in each of the pubs. But it was fun! Singing the Holly and the Ivy in four part harmony, or Good King Wenseslas with the men and women split into parts. And we sounded good. We are becoming more balanced as a choir. More choral.

After the New Year the choir splits back up. It’s made up of members of two Choirs and other members who just get together for this. But the cameraderie will remain.

I’m looking forward to next year when we do it all again.

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Mystery plays

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This is an old mug from several years ago, but it’s special. Why? The little boy tackling the puppet Goliath just turned 21. For a community group that’s pretty good going. I think next year will be our 15th year and 14th production.

So when I saw it was “David’s” birthday today I just had to fish it out of the cupboard and post the photo on line. Apologies for any copyright infringement but I’ve kept the mug for about 13 years and I wanted to share with him.

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Paintbrushes

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I was discussing paintbrushes with someone painting gold onto ceramics this week and he said he used a very fine sable brush to get a good point and build up the yellow glaze that goes underneath the gold.

I also watched a friend painting. She was using acrylics and trying to shape some pointed areas on the painting. I looked at the brush she was using and she had a square chisel shaped brush. Although she was turning the brush on its side she could not get a good point to her painting. I suggested she used a pointed brush but a bit bigger than the tiniest brushes you can use.  This is because you can load up your brush with paint. Draw the point of the brush from the area where you want a sharp angle and then use the body of the brush to fill into the shape as it widens below the point of the shape.

I tend to use blunt ended square brushes to fill in larger areas, or shape bricks etc. I use long thin brushes to try and paint straight lines. These also allow you to load a brush and keep going so the paint does not run out too quickly.

You can also use a brush when the bristles split to paint things such as feathers and hair and fur.

My favourite brushes are made with a type of plastic bristles. They tend to keep their shape and point better. Hair brushed like hog, sable and other animal hairs can be good. But it depends on how strong they are and how they are used. I sometimes repoint my brushes by putting them in my mouth and pulling them through my lips. Not recommended if you use oil paint and always make sure they have been washed clean first.

Some hair brushes immediately look like they have been electrocuted .. You know, all the hair sticking out. It’s really annoying. Or the brush bends one way instead of staying straight and keeping a nice point. Sometimes one or two hairs escape and you can get extra lines paralleling where you are painting. This can happen if you wash a brush out and leave it in the water. Just rinse it out, wipe it with tissue and put it back in your paintbox or wherever you store your brushes. If there are a few small hairs frizzing out from the brush don’t try and pull them out, just clip them off with sharp scissors. You can continue to use the brush and don’t have to throw it out.

Please don’t store brushes in a tin point down! You might have some expensive sable brushes but storing them like that. Sometimes in water! That will ruin them. If you have to store them in a water pot, empty the pot, rinse and dry the brushes and store them bristle end up.

Brushes do wear out, and eventually you cannot use them for details. But they are expensive equipment so don’t throw them away. Try using them for when you are roughing out a painting. Or even if you have a particular shape to paint, like a leaf, you can use a misshaped brush for those areas.

When washing brushes I just use clean water for water based paints. I rinse them thoroughly until the water runs clear. With oil paints I tend to rinse them first in turpentine substitute and then use a small amount of household detergent and warm water. I find rubbing the bristles in the palm of my hand is less damaging than trying to rub the paint off in the bottom of a sink.

Wow I know more about brushes than I realised!

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