My keys

What is the most important thing to carry with you all the time?

A simple thing

But I have my keys

Close by..

If I lose them I panic

I’m stuck without them

Don’t know where

There’s any spare!

Sometimes they go

Where? I don’t know..

Under the clock?

My mind mocks me?

Why can’t I see?

So I keep them safe

Those special

Keys to my heart.

I would be healthy

Describe your life in an alternate universe.

I would be happy and healthy.

Looking into another universe…

Another reality, another world, options widen out. I changed my lifestyle and health. A small butterfly flicks it’s wing in 1974 causing an earth tremor in ’89. No cycling at night, no accident. No drinking late into the night in my 20s, no regrets.

Take a job drawing canal landscapes in a different city. Stop being afraid to do more art, maybe I should have not done a long term job over many years that increased my stress levels?

Some of this happened, some didn’t, it depends what reality I have my feet in? Doc Martins and a  punk lifestyle, low heels and a suit, multicoloured, paint splattered happiness?

Yes, changing my mental and physical health would have been my choice.

The universe

What are you curious about?

Infinity or beyond? The universe is around 13.5 billions of years old. It could continue for billions or trillions of years into a heat death ending. Cooling down and expanding forever. Or it might collapse in a backwards big band and a singularity.

I’m not a scientist but my interest was piqued by watching the BBC TV series “The Sky at Night”, I started watching in the 1960’s when Sir Patrick Moore presented it. I loved the old fashioned animations of how things worked. It was well before the time of CGI or computer animation.

I keep watching the 20 minute show monthly, over the years, finding out about comets, eclipses, meteor showers and meteorites. I still try and catch it all these years later. I’m interested in finding out about dark matter and quantum lensing. I hope the programme continues for years to come.

Cats

List 30 things that make you happy.

Cats,

Cats in hats

Cats on mats

Cats in sunshine

Cats on chairs

Felines

Jaguars

Tigers

Lions

Pumas

Leopards

Multiple cats

Pussy cats

Kittens

Toms

Queens

Ginger cats

Tuxedo cats

Maine coone cats

Tortoise shell cats

Black and white cats

Civit cats

Snow leopards

Wild cats

Devon Rex

Cornish Rex

Sphinx

Black cats

Moggies

Lynx

(not that I’m obsessed).

Short, chubby, grey hair,

How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you?

Yes, this is me

Getting on

Getting older

My mind thinks I’m 25

Not 40 years older!

How to describe?

Straggly grey hair

A blob of a nose

Thin lips

A prominent chin

Not many wrinkles

Small eyes

Usually behind glasses…

Short

Lumpy and dumpy

Worn out

Thoughtful.

Short, older middle aged, tired

How would you describe yourself to someone?

Oh and an artist, a singer, enthusiastic about caring for people. Thoughtful, enjoys  science, and thrillers, and fantasy, and sci-fi. Cat lover, cat mother. Not too well, but surviving. I don’t know when to relent and let myself rest. I’m stubborn, if I have a strong opinion and I will try and get my point across.

Physically I don’t think I’m as well as I could be but I do try and look after myself. It’s sometimes difficult to cope but I manage.

Donate them

If you won two free plane tickets, where would you go?

No use to me..

I’ll never fly. I might donate plane tickets to a charity so they can raffle them off as prizes.

Why? Because I am scared of flying. I know I could get on a plane and be safe. But I don’t want to find out if it’s OK…I’ve always been nervous about flying.

I look at it this way, my carbon footprint is minimal, why make it bigger. I love other cultures but I can meet them here. I don’t want to damage the environment. I would ask that the flights were not long haul. No, I won’t use them.

Turn guns into ploughshares.

What would you change about modern society?

And why not. There are too many weapons  in the world. Guns and missiles. Bombs and tanks. It’s about time we reconsidered what on earth we are doing to this planet of ours with so many wars and gangs and terrorists. Take the guns away, it’s harder to hurt people. I wish aliens would turn up and turn weapons into dust or soil. Just stop the killing, stop the greed, stop the misery. Use our resources to improve lives not destroy them. Imagine a world of peace if you can.

BBC Radio 4

What do you listen to while you work?

I’ve listened to BBC Radio 4 for years now. It’s mostly speech except for ptogrammed like Desert Island Discs.

In the 1980’s I heard the serialised version of the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. And found the answer to life the universe and everything was 42. Then I listened to the Hobbit, and later the Lord of the Rings trilogy with Micheal Horden, Ian Holm and Bill Nighy. I even got the cassette tape version of it.

Other favourites include: I’m Sorry I haven’t a clue, the News Quiz, Dead ringers, the Infinite Monkey Cage, and many others.

I think you can hear a lot of these can be heard on the BBC SOUNDS ap.