I have a sarcasm gene

My hubby went shopping today.

I asked him to get savoury food.

So he got:

4 tins of tomatoes, a litre of skimmed milk, some mushrooms, brown bread.

Then, a large Christmas cake, Christmas pudding, mint chocolate matchsticks, grapes, iced buns, a chocolate toffee apple, clementines, bananas, two pomegranates, dried cranberries, two jars of honey, a pot of jam. He also got himself four bottles of beer and four cans of sweat cider.

I’m diabetic, so I can’t eat any of these and can’t really drink much alcohol. My sarcasm gene kicked in so I told him he was being ‘sweet’, I said he should get me some honey roasted ham or some duck in orange sauce. After I washed the shopping and put it away I asked him how much he had spent. I guess 90% of what he bought is for him.

Slightly annoyed!

9 thoughts on “I have a sarcasm gene

  1. MEN
    Posted bySaberinaOctober 26, 2020Posted inUncategorized
    The DICK the men that were in my life who hurt me and did not understand the meaning of a woman and how to treat her in the eyes of the Lord. Ha ha ha ha ha is all that I can say

    Their loss because now I am the Queen of the universe some May see it some may not do I care because all I live is for freedom. All my sisters who have been hurt by men you will stand by me like queens and no one will disrespect you again that is the love of à la I am mean who cares only ALLAH not men who you worship as leaders

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    THE END IS THE BEST

    haha SO DO I LAUGHING MY ASS OF ON BED IN ROOFTOP OF MY HOUSE IN YOUR WORLD THROUGH THE MIND OF YOUR HUMAN THAT I CREATED FROM YOUR MOTHER

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