He said, let’s visit the big house.
She said, do we have to?
He said, yes it would be fun
She said, but it’s boring.
He said, you liked Scarborough Castle,
She said, that was last year.
He said, what do you mean?
She said, I’m older now.
He said, you will like it.
She said, no, no way.
He said, well I’m going anyway,
She said, Dad. I’m a teenager now. It’s boring and I’m not going, end of!