How smug he is,
this grinning cat,
He ate the cream
He’s getting fat.
He purrs and purrs,
And stirs and stirs
The creamy bowl
While on the prowl.
His paws delights
In pudding bites
In pastry domes
And ice cream cones.
With cheese
If you please
And butter
In a flutter
But meat?
He won’t eat!
