Wife. You left the hose on last night.
Husband. Did I?
Well the garden needed a water.
You’d left it in the pond.
Oh, but it’s OK
How do you know?
Have you looked?
You know the waterlily
I found it under the hedge.. and..
And the Canadian pond weed
It was by the summerhouse.
Is that it?
The floating fountain had flushed down to the folly.
There’s something you are not telling me?
What’s happened to them?!
I found them inside your wellies. The cat was trying to fish them out.
Oh, that’s OK then!