Thou shalt not

Meet more than one person from another household.

Travel from your tier to another tier

Visit relatives in nursing homes

Have a party for New Year’s Eve

Visit non essential shops

Buy too much toilet roll

Go out without a mask

Thou shall

Wear a mask

Wash your hands

Maintain a social distance

Buy just enough toilet roll

(well it has been a s***** year!)

Apologies if this is offensive.