Who would choose gherkins and limes for a nice choice of food for shopping?

I asked my hubby to do some shopping today. Get some bread and milk and something nice I said. Do you need a list? No I’ll be OK.

Off he went to the supermarket. Its not far away and he wasn’t going to buy much. When he came back he’d bought:

Mini butter stollen

Limes

Gherkins

A tin of tomatoes

Rich tea biscuits

Four litres of semi skimmed milk

A wholewheat loaf.

So I made him two slices of toast with a mini butter stollen on each slice (well they say butter on the packaging, and we have run out of butter).

I asked him if he wants gherkin and lime for tea? He laughed. Then ate the mini butter stollen!