Good morning, I am your assessor, please fill in this form.
Online, on your laptop.
I don’t have a laptop!
On your PC or smart phone then.
….. Excuse me?
I don’t own a laptop, PC or smartphone. I only have a pay as you go phone….
Well use the library….
… But the library is shut. They closed it and made people redundant. Now they don’t have enough volunteers.
Don’t you have a friend or relative to help you?
I don’t, they are all elderly.
Well, you can use the web cafe down the road.
Down the road, in the precinct.
OK, thanks….. One more question?
How do you use a computer, I’ve never owned one or used one! I’m 63, always worked with my hands, never used anything but pencil and paper. Never did IT at school, we used slates and chalk till I was ten. Finished school at 13. Went to work down the pit.
Sorry sir. You will have to find someone else to help you, your time is up!