Rang a number following a message

Ring ring ring ring..

You are in a queue

This is the wrong number

Your account has been migrated

I will put you through.

Musac….

Hello this is…

How may I help you today?

I don’t know

I was told to ring you by….

Can you help with?

Do you have your account number?

What’s your address?

Your postal code?

Your shoe size?

If you set up a payment plan

We can help?

How much to pay?

I don’t know…

You are on our priority list

It’s too complicated.

At this point I said I would ring back tomorrow using the number I had written on the back of a envelope (or three)…